The reason my face is so distorted in this picture is because just to the right of me, out of view of the shot, a good friend of mine had just flicked cigar ashes into the wind. Their final destination: my looker-balls. Still, even with the cigar ashes in my eyes, I do appear to be a B.A.M.F. with those two links of 7.62 draped around me.
Eat your heart out, Rambo.
Circa 2005, Kuwait26th Marine Expeditionary Unit
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